The Box Packed Nothing But Bore

The Box only looked promising because Cameron Diaz was in it, and some other cute guy I think I've seen before. Aside from that, I liked the premise of being faced with the opportunity given: would you kill someone for $1 million if all you had to do was push a button and NOT see it take place. However, anything that was exciting at all in that movie was displayed in the previews, making it completely unnecessary to watch the movie.

You'd have to yank the panties off any woman if you wanted to get laid by taking her to this movie. She probably would have fallen asleep during it anyhow. This movie contained way too much sci fi BS for one to even follow. Even worse, the NASA-employed husband's occupation is developed way too much for an audience who only probably cares about seeing Cameron Diaz and some creepy guy in a thriller film.

If you go:

-don't expect to be scared

-don't expect to stay after you finished your box of popcorn

-don't expect to care about what even happens in the end

-don't blame me for wasting your time and money cuz I warned you.

Don't say I never told you so: The Box is a waste!