Sorority Row: Sinfully Lame

If you took the movies Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer, and peppered it in with a few pretty girls, you'd have: Sorority Row!

The movie was pretty bad, but kept you following the who-dunnit mystery at least halfway through the movie. After a few killings, you sort of just lose interest in trying to figure it out and hope more people die so that you can begin your own process of elimination. Had there been an identity to the killer to start off with, the movie would be pointless to watch (minus the boob flashes every once in a while).

If you read my blogs enough, you'll know I'm not phased much by scary movies: 1) because I usually think they're far-fetched and dumb, and 2) because I don't like seeing torture and blood. This movie nailed my two reasons for hating scary movies, and had the added bonus of no originality.

Hazing would've been more entertaining to participate in. I pledge to never recommend this movie to anybody.